I bought this game for my friend for christmas

I tried to write it on the back of the box. We decided to get each other small joke gifts for Christmas. So I asked him what PlayStation 3 games he has. He replied "quite a few". Quite a few does not answer my question and offers no insight into what game to get. It would only be an appropriate answer if I asked "how many games do you have" but I did not.

When someone asks a question with the word "what" in it, the answer is required to have a noun or a proper noun. He replied with a quantity, quite a few. So I decided to use the phrase "quite a few" as a proper noun and make it the name of the game.

Everything else is just jokes about the games industry like developers being slaves to ea, ign giving everything a 5/5 even if it's crap, having to buy dlc to get essential parts of a game, games advertising 1080p when it is just upscaled 900p, 24fps being "cinematic", the screenshots on the back of cases looking better than the game, every game that offers options on the world is rated m

the game in is Duke nukem forever

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