Are people really robbing people in parks with guns? That's so little money and so much risk. If you're going to risk your freedom with an aggravated crime, why not go after a bank or one of those payday loan places or even just a grocery store? Many grocery stores regularly have $10-30K in cash in their vaults over a weekend. Restaurants that have a cash register up front will have very little security and will often have several thousand dollars worth of money in them. If they're a corporation, they'll even have employees that are all helpful and non-confrontational too because the restaurant is insured, but hurting an employee could cost the company tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Coming up on a stranger in a park is so dumb and so frightening that the police will send helicopters after people like that and because it is such a personal and hateful crime, witnesses are much more likely to press charges. If you steal from someone's employer, they are far less likely to give a shit, but if you make someone feel unsafe in their regular lives, they'll justifiably want to put you in prison so they can deal with the trauma.

Personally, I would never do any of these things because none of them are worth the cost of getting caught, but someone coming after normal people in a park? That's so ridiculously stupid, I can't think about anything else while watching this video. I know it's some silly lyrics over a famous waltz and the juxtaposition is meant to be funny, but all I can think is, "Are there criminals this stupid?"