Demo Disk parody suggestion thread #3

"Sympathy For The Demo"


Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man that snaps those games I've been around for a long, long year Snapped many disks, that were lame

I was there when James Willems Picked a disk, for us to play Made damn sure to download Oh boy this game, isn't great

Pleased to play you Hope you snap my disk But what's troubling you Is the nature of that game

I stuck around St. Funhausberg When I saw it was a time to play Snapped a disk and it's shitty games Then Manhunter, screamed in vain

I snapped a disk Then I raised my fist When the demos played And the demos stank

Pleased to play you Hope you snap my disk But what's troubling you Is the nature of that game

I snapped with glee While your kings and queens Were sending troops In this RTS I shouted out "Who snapped successfully?" When after all, It was me, Bruce Greene

Let me please introduce myself I'm the man that snaps those games And I will snap very many more They'll be snapped before the end of the day

Pleased to play you Hope you snapped my disk, oh yeah But what's troubling you Is the nature of this game, oh yeah, snap now, baby

Pleased to play you Hope you snap my disk But what's improving you Is not the, nature of this game

Just as every disk has a demo And all the demos break I'll snap a disk Just call me Manhunter Cause I'm in need of some great games

So if you meet me Have some good games please I can guarantee, disks will waste Use all your well-earned demo disks Or I'll snap them in your face, mm yeah

Pleased to play you Hope you snapped my disk, mm yeah But what's troubling you Is the nature of this game, mm snap it, get down

Woo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh snap! (Woo woo)

Tell me baby, snap that game Tell me honey, can ya snap that game Tell me baby, what's that game? I tell you one time, snap my game

Oh, who Woo, woo Woo, who Woo, woo Woo, who, who Woo, who, who Oh, yeah

Snap that game Tell me, James, can you snap that game Tell me, sweetie, you just snapped that game

Woo, who, who Woo, who, who Woo, who, who Woo, who, who Woo, who, who Woo, who, who Oh, yeah Woo woo Woo woo

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