When I was engaged RM my soon to be grandfather in law tried to have a sex talk with me. He was a dirty old man but grew to loved him. He flat out asked me..”you know what a clitoris is?” I replied yes I do... don’t worry. Then he proceeded to tell me how it’s to bad I have to wait to have sex... a 6 months engagement means I’m missing out on a lot of good sex that I should be having...

he was a convert and joined late in life. He also told me that back in the day they didn’t have birth control. Or rather, birth control was him sleeping with the neighbors wife and he controlled his wife. Simple. No kids but congratulations to the neighbor. He looks just like you! He served in the navy and based in Australia during WW2. The family jokes about all of the unknown relatives they have there.