Let me tell you the tale of Garcon, Gary and Lincoln.

Once upon a time, the magical University of Oklahoma hired a new head football coach. This coach recognized that he needed to make alliances in order to survive the Big 12 offenses. He drafted a treaty with the mighty frog man, hoping they could assist each other.

The terms of the agreement were simple. They would both lose to Iowa State. Lincoln knew that the frog man would accept the offering of a quality loss in exchange for an alliance.

Once this was fulfilled, the frog man promised to bless the Big 12 with an offensive attack never seen before. The frog man stayed true to his word, but in an act of betrayal that Lincoln did not see coming. He had Baker Mayfield carry out this offensive attack. He offended all of America, in an offensive attack, on Kansas.

Oh, and he also replaced the ESPN photo thingy with himself instead of Lincoln. That's why this happened, not sure about the other 'mistakes' but I'm sure they have similar back stories.