FAQ Thread: Post all Q's that just need a quick answer here! - March 26, 2020

Staccatto, stagger, whatever dude.

Do you know how to hold your breath? Do you know how to breathe out, and then cut off the air? Do you know how to push on a pair of closed vocal chords? E.G push air, but not let it escape from your mouth? H sound is "Hhhhhhhhhh". So just do "H-". Or, let's say "Haaaaa". Then, do "H-". And what you want to do is to close off the air, not by slowing down the air, but by closing the vocal chords. You're just breathing, so if you hurt yourself, you have nobody to blame but yourself. If your idea of breathing out is to exhale air so fast that you literally are wheezing, and you try doing what I tell you, then you can only blame yourself. I'll say it right now, if you fucking blow out your chords, because you're breathing like a dumbass, it's your own fucking fault.

I actually just realized, what the fuck's preventing me from getting sued by a dimb piece of shit who couldn't fucking follow directions?

You know what, maybe you shouldn't even do what I fucking said.

Oh yeah, and definitely don't practice the magic flute technique, because it'll never work. Am I being sarcastic? No, I'm covering my sss.

/r/singing Thread Parent