Sup bitches. Sup bitches. It's Chad Warden here, aight? I'm talking about that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain't talking about that Wii. The Wii, shit. Shit, people be talking about how it's all new and shit. But you know what I'm trying to say? I'm trying to say, is that. come on now, the Wii? Come on, that little controller, that looks like a dildo. I ain't, I ain't trying to play my games with no dildo, aight? Maybe if the game is, like, WarioWare: Shove It Up Your Own Ass game. I don't know if there's any minigames where, you know, shove it up your own ass, but... Come on now, the Wii? And people trying to say that the, the PS3 should copy the Wii with the motions and... I don't give a fuck. Shit, shit, the Wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Everybody knows, is that, PS3 makes the best games, now I mean nigguh? I mean, come on. You got little games, when you got Wii, you got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with little bitch and his little bitch ass sword with little shield and he just goes HA! HA! HA! Come on... Who wants to play that shit? I need to shoot some nigguhs. Pow! Pow! Nintendo, and then you be talking about Nintendo isn't copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that shit's BULLSHIT! That's BULLSHIT! Shit, to say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? Nigguh, nigguh, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7! Shit, Nintendo tried to copy that shit. They know that they can't compete if they don't have Final Fantasy! I don't even care if any of the others systems have Final Fantasy, because Final Fantasy sucks ass now! Ooh, look at Final Fantasy 12 where you run around as a little girl and shit. Fuck, everybody knows that girls can't do shit other than suck dick! So, what I'm trying to say, is that... Sony... Sony's the bomb nigguh... Is that true shit... Sony is true shit... You know... So... And then you, and then we got these Xbox fans... About fans of the Xbox 360... The Xbox 360, Xbox Circle, the fuck they think they are? They think they're smart as shit? We ain't doing geometry, we trying to play some games! And that's one thing Xbox don't got. Xbox ain't got games! It ain't got games! Shit, what, what, nigguhs trying to say like, Gears of War. Shit, fuck Gears of War, more like TEARS of War. Man, that shit has that little bitch crying all the time, see that commercial? Little bitch-ass commercial with that song? With that pussy-ass song? Shit, true games, true games has some 50 Cent on the background, some Fat Joe, some BALLIN'. Shit, not some of this Mad World shit, no, fuck that. And then what else this Xbox got... Xbox got... Halo... Nigguhs, nigguhs trying to talk about Halo. About Halo 3. You what I'm saying? Man, they best rename that shit, to GAYLO 3. Shit, that shit's mad gay. TRUE nigguhs, TRUE nigguhs don't play that shit. You know who plays that shit? Gay nigguhs. Gay nigguhs. Sony always wins baby, Sony always wins. You can't beat Sony. Shit, that shit's slick, slick. That shit... Have you seen the PS3? That shit's is, is nice, slick, black. FWOO FWOO, FWOOWOO. That shit's nice. Shit, you like my hair over you bitch, my hair? You like that shit. That shit's slick, shit's black. Shit, my hair was, was blond before that shit, aight? I dyed that shit black, you know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple! Ah... Shit, money, money. We got this one little fat bitch, I don't even know his fucking name. But we got little fat bitch, trying to say that the PS3 costs less... What kind of poor, bitch-ass cardboard box is he living out of baby? Six hundred dollars ain't shit to Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his ass with six hundred dollars. Six hundred dollars ain't shit. Shit... I'll give you six hundred dollars just to shut the hell up nigguh. You know, I can't take the Wii with me, I can't have it in my Caddy. You know, I need, I need to play some HD games while rolling in my caddy. How am I supposed to get some honeys with the Wii? Say, yo baby, look my Wii. You know what they'll say to me? They'll fucking laugh. When I show them my PS3, honeys get all over the... shit... get all the honeys with the PS Triple.