For what stupid reason were you arrested?

I was a very angry almost 18 year old. I had seizures, had just broken up with my girlfriend, and had close to no friends. I had a dream I killed a few girls so logically the smart thing to do was post about it on Facebook.

Someone reported their concern to the principal, who friend requested me, went back a year in my timeline, and collected every post from a bad day I was having or whatever... Showed them to the cops.

They arrested me, right outside the school, for the safety of myself and others... Can't remember the charge though.

The initial judge basically laughed it off it was so stupid, let me go on a signature bond, with the requirements I delete my Facebook account and can't own firearms.

The principal gave me a week's suspension to let it "die down" before I faced the other students again.

In the holding cell I made friends with a guy in for possession of weed, saw him later at a KFC. He insisted on telling his coworkers "hey see this kid? I WAS IN JAIL WITH THIS KID!"

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