In my second year of college a few friends and I rented a house together. One of the friends worked at hot topic and he and his extremely attractive manager became friends and she would come over regularly when we partied to play beer pong and such. Someone they worked with ratted them out and once Hot Topic corporate found out they both got fired for fraternization. Somehow, his manager ended up moving in with us. She wasn’t dating my friend, she just needed a place to stay while she found a new job? I can’t remember specifically. But my friend opted to let her stay in his room and he would crash on the couch until she got sorted out.

So anyway, her actual boyfriend starts coming over. This dude is 19 and she is 27. He is a douche bag of the highest order but was chill with us.

Anyway, one night he and I are upstairs playing what I think was the open beta for COD BLOPS then we hear sex noises. At first we think it’s coming from the game and someone is watching porn with a hot mic.

Then we realize it’s coming from below us…from his room..

I’m like…”dude, are they fucking on your bed right now?” And his expression, I can only describe, as that one rage face where the guy is looking downwards in a defeated gaze.

He confronted them later and told them he doesn’t appreciate them having sex on his bed and she offered to make sure his sheets and stuff are washed before she moves out. He asked them to just not do that on his bed and to be quiet because we can hear it.

Fast forward the next night, they are blaring death metal while fucking to mask the sounds of them bumping uglies, but you could still hear them.

Anyway, my friend ended up bailing to join the Army. When we told her she would need to split the rent to live with us she moved in with that guy the next day.