First time i got high, i smoked a few times before but never actually felt any different.

It was mid summer time and I was 16 bought my first gram for $15 (the cheapest i ever bought weed so far) and it was some pretty amazing stuff thinking back on it. I remember smoking it out of strawberries and never getting a proper high, one day i looked at how much i had left and decided to roll a joint with it. I never rolled in my life and it took about 2 tries and an hour to roll it but i did it and it wasnt too bad either!

I was all giddy but i waited till everyone was asleep and snuck out to my backyard at around 4:10am, i decided to wait until 4:20 because why not? I out in my headphones and put on wiz khalifa - Maan (Yeah judge me!!, still love that song!) sparked it and took hit after hit, holding it in the whole shebang. I was unsure what i was doing really, I just knew i wanted to REALLY feel it this time, I smoked about a bit more than half of it and decided that was efficient, i wasnt feeling it but I figured if it didnt work then fuck weed. I went over to some concrete and put it out as i was bending over it hit me like a shit ton of bricks, I just remember having the hardest time in my life just walking and going up stairs sucked. I managed to make it up to my room quietly not waking up anyone, when i did make it to my room i fell straight to my bed because i couldnt stand anymore.

I laid there for what seemed like forever and freaked out a bit but referencing Pulp fiction "Whats fonzie like?" calmed me down a lot. Then i put on Super troopers but deemed it to abrupt/loud at the time so i put on Slacker instead and I still think its the best movie ever to watch stoned.

I fell asleep, woke up a few hours later and ate a ton of trix cereal