Okay this one was just depressing.
Woman with a gorgeous body, good grammar, nice teeth, the whole shebang. I opened with
You're a total smokeshow. With that out of the way... I like non-fiction books a lot as well, what are your main intellectual interests?
Replied with a meaty fucking response. Like this shit was on, she was smart.
Then I fuck up. I don't know what I was thinking. I say:
Such a good message -- and again, stone cold fox -- but I read your profile, I vape and that's probably a dealbreaker. Also, I live with my parents right now. If those aren't dealbreakers, game on.
...
Sorry, [herUserName] no longer has an account.
Just to round this out with something less heartbreaking, I was looking back at the ol' inbox and this little exchange came up...
Girl opens:
Well, yours is a face I didn't think I would ever see again. Color me surprised to have you show up here.
Have a chit-chat, which leads to
A whole bunch of pent up sexuality in 15 year old me that you didn't get to explore!
Yeah, we fucked.