She said that was the best line she received on binder

That would be the best thing she would receive for the night

I was on my travels,

stopeed at raffels,

Met my cousins,

For soup frog legs didn't eat a dozen,

Sleepin in my grandmas house,

Called the maid to tell her I was gonna be back when the hour clock went south,

Lost in diz city,

Two cousiz showed me the way cause I dizzy,

Nerves so much nerves,

Cause do the math (Traveler and date means hookup with girl with curves,

Met her at the place,

Appoglies for my white scrubby clothes to her face,

While we talking,

My nose starts a walking,

Allegries,

We just talk and I just listen,

Then she drives me to a look out spot,

And in the lift I naively try to explain that I feel this is a date, I wana touch her, but the signals we both been sending make me feel like its not a date,

She just says I'm a big girl I will survive,

Oh forgot to meantion of my line, about the differences bewteen in my seas and over seas girls,

well they are all the same but overseas girls are cuter, hurl or pearl?

So after making my moves, trying to get closer to touch, I ask her to help take a picture with my telphone,

She does,

Then the words, I am horiible with first date kisses, she laughs, then closes her eyes, and passion arrises,

but i feel nothing but a foregin object going over me, I don't know how to kisss our two lips are tense, its like we are giving each other high fives, in quick succcession,

but im too happy to care, shit eatin grin, I ask to use some toungue,

HOLD up honey I dont do that FUN so quickly,

She drives me back to Grandmas house, it is 1AM,

I am so happy I ask for a hug, She says

ARE we really doing this,

Good bye, I guess we will just be each others intersting story, you dont even wont my contact number,