A couple of points that might help you:

• It is easier if you are at the extremes of the spectrum. You seem to have a good potential but you might not be as rich as the Chinese nationals that come here and buy stuff cash. You also might not be poor enough. You'll have a better chance if you capitalize on pity.

• If gays are persecuted in your country, then identify as one when applying for entry to Canada. Bonus points if you are a trans, you might fit in right there and have a guaranteed place in our military.

• You probably have too many fingers. Try going to the US and then illegally cross the border to Canada preferably during the winter so you can get frostbites.