Hey there AutoModerator.. looks like I'm gonna make it, ya guys. Here's a censored version of what I just emailed to the older brothers and sisters who bailed me out. lol. Ah there's a couple I don't bug cause they're getting old and that's the real problems start because things only get worse with your health eh. So all the past year, haven't bugged 'em one bit about what's up. lol. Anyways.. here's that uh, email. lol.
Fuck, every year always some warnings and shit later then it says you can't file by netfile. Then you see what it says, and it's like a 0 you didn't add in something. So I wind up with no errors. Then can do the netfile. Usually before the last step then you pay with your credit card. That didn't happen.. heh.. so pathetic below the poverty line it says, you can file it for free! So that saves uh like uh 30 bucks I was gonna have to get off the visa there.
total I made with the 3 jobs: 3441.11
rent total: 6390.00
Able to declare some expenses the first month there with the car. Then later the temping so stuff like boots, gloves. Put that in for the year as expenses.. phone time. Computer parts, printer, in office supplies.
It's all kind of low obviously so probably no red flags. But mabye if I'm not doing the car thing long, they'd red flag expenses eh. So wouldn't be surprised if 3 weeks go by no deposit. Well at that point I'd have to get off my busted ass and go get buggered up temping.
At the end it says return of 1100. I'll fuckin believe that if it gets deposited. Looked last year when I got billed to file taxes.
Feb. 16, 2016 THOMSON REUTERS-UFILE ONLMONTREAL QC 20.29
That was a tuesday.
March 3, 2016 Tax Refund
CANADA
933.09
That was a thurs. 2 weeks and 3 days later. That time lapse would put this around March 10th, 2017. So woulda been right about having to deal with the chumpy landlord's son. Fuck when I was checking the dates of when my rent cheques go thru, some were on the 1st. Like when the ultra miser landlord shows up, he bolts to the bank the minute he gets a cheque eh. Any sort of trying to tell them you'd be late, you're just outta there eh. So thanks for not having to deal with that. But I woulda been late.
And how much money do I have left until then.
611.16 in "savings".
Go into the online banking says "Effective March 1, 2017 some account and service fees will be changing". Last month their monthly fees were
January 31, 2017 Service Charge MONTHLY FEES 12.95
Pretty bad when you gotta worry about fucking monthly banking fees.
I betcha it's going up to 15 bucks. So that'd leave me with 598.21.
Rent got jacked up last month.
February 6, 2017 Cheque 71 563.00
That leaves me with 35.21 in "savings"
Now, checking the visa.
Available credit:
$128.00
That's good.. thought that 28 was gonna pay for doing taxes.
Those funds could get frozen though eh because haven't fuckin put any money on it in a while.
Jan. 23, 2017 PC - PAYMENT FROM - *****[censored out account numbers] 20.00
Sometimes if you don't pay they freeze it but was waiting to uh, do the taxes then clear it out or leave like 5 bucks in it or something. But might get nailed an overlimit fee if it's over when they nail you with monthly fees. So gotta leave enough in there for that. lol.
Let's see what they did last month.
Feb. 10, 2017 INTEREST CHARGES-CASH 3.18
Feb. 10, 2017 INTEREST CHARGES-PURCHASE 0.36
Feb. 10, 2017 SCCP INSURANCE PREMIUM 2.04
I gotta watch it here cause looks like March eh funds get withdrawn. Also haven't paid shaw in a while so internet could get shut down at any minute. But, phew.. did the taxes! Now even if I'm fucked I could go to the bank and check if it was in.
Then phone time, that's about to expire in march. Let's check that. I fuckin need that if a job 'll call, eh.
Account Balance: $24.85
Text Count(s): 299
Account Expiry Date: 2017/03/11
Rate Plan: Evenings & Weekends
March 11th.. What did I say earlier.. March 10th possible deposit date. Fuck.. so now i gotta savae some of the money I have to put on fucking phone time. holy shit. The minimum I think is 15 bucks for a month. Then there's taxes, plus shit gets jacked up. They got taken over and my flip phone, it's old eh like um, not sure of the term but they sent me a text saying hey if you leave the province, your shit won't work. lol.
So now it's like, well better keep 20 there to maybe put on the phone. Cause what happens is I lose my texts. If i add time, like what I usually do is get a year for 100 bucks and it expires in a a year. But if you get 1 month for 15 it expires the month later. 30 for 2 months. So I'd obviously get a year IF I get the taxes eh. fuck.
Now the question is, how much can I spend on food until possibly uh, like getting the taxes. First, how much do I have left. ok uh
35.21 in "savings"
But i got a surplus bonanza on my visa.
Available credit:
$128.00
Was expecting 100 bucks after paying to do taxes.
But then monthly fees. Gotta watch I don't get nailed an "overlimit" fee. 6 bucks I think it looks like. But I gotta keep some on there in case of phone. What if there's a delay. lol. Looks like I can transfer maybe 100 bucks or could do 80. Fuck is looking pretty good. Cause I've been doing ok on 40 bucks a week for food for like a month and a half now. And I'm looking at just a couple weeks there, let's say 3 weeks. So would need 3 x 40.. lol. fuck it's close. Yup, should be able to make it. Pretty razor thin margin. Good thing I only spent 40 last week. Couldn't get no 10 buck cooked chicken though cause the cooker was empty. But that woulda put me over the budget and see.. I woulda been screwed later. But uh, yeah.. can't get even a 6 pack to "celebrate" pulling it off, MAYBE. Might not get the return yet. I'll have to hang in there and uh, maybe get a 6 pack if I get the tax return. lol.