3. How do you predict the first debate will go?

How do you predict the first debate will go?

Trump: excuse me, don't interrupt me Moderator: Mr. Trump I am fact checking you, your statement is inaccurate. Trump: no no no, now don't you dare. I am so accurate, you wouldn't believe it. This debate is rigged, with phoney questions that no one even knows about. I went to the Wharton School of finance, I build a tremendous company and had a show called the Apprentice, number one, NBC begged me to renew it. I am a very accurate person, this debate is rigged, because these questions are unfair to me and they are biased for Hillary. Make America Great again, we are going to make america great again! Moderator: Mr.Trump...... if you cant answer a question, just say you have no answer. Next question, this is directed to you secretary clinton, how wil- Trump: Monica Lewinsky Clinton laughs Trump: your not supposed to laugh Audience booos Trump Trump: She and her husband bill have been bad for Woman, just ask Monica Lewinsky, I however have hired thousands upon thousands of woman. Moderator: Mr.Trump. I can't believe I am saying this, but would you please step outside for the rest of the debate Trump: I can. I don't need this, Make America Great again! walks off stage Clinton: The Republican nominee, ladies and gentlemen. Gary Johnson walks on stage Gary Johnson: lets get ready to rumble Moderator: who are you? Gary Johnson: I'm Gary Johnson, Libertarian presidential candidate Moderator: oh. Well our next question is foreign policy, Aleppo is being bombarded to the ground, thousands of refugees are fleeing to Turkey and the west, what will you do to solve Aleppo Gary Johnson walks out Jill Stein walks on stage Moderator: someone get this old lady off the stage Jill stein as she is dragged by security: No to the imperialist neoliberal fascist Hillary Clinton! Long live the revolution which will be spark- Moderator: I can't believe, these are our presidential candidates. Oh wait, there is a fifth candidate? Bring him on stage. * Nov 8 arrives* Wolf blitzer: and the winner of the 2016 election is Limber Butt, America's first feline president.

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