I'm an insanely picky eater. I get very annoyed with anyone/anything that interferes with the immaculate tidiness of my home. I won't sing unless I'm drunk. I absolutely won't dance even if I'm drunk. I don't like to get drunk without planning to include it in my daily calorie budget (except when I'm with my best friend who is my one 'drinking buddy'), I like to spend a lot of my time at the gym. A lot of my evenings and weekends end up getting consumed by my job. I often don't want to have sex because I'm too tired and stressed from over-working.

Basically, I'm a boring stick in the mud of a boyfriend.

Also, that best friend/drinking buddy is an ex-girlfriend.