Oh man. My middle school years are like a hall of shame for this.

In honours algebra, the teacher had the desks arranged in a strange way so that some clusters of desks were perpendicular the front, facing other students. I just happened to be staring directly at one of my crushes, who often sat leaning forward on her elbows. I used to go home and jerk off fantasizing about sodomizing her through the slats of her chair.

I often masturbated to class photos of my crushes in the yearbook. The worst part is that I actually had access to porn. Granted, the computer was right next to the kitchen, so I would have to print up pictures from the AOL chat rooms (in the lowest resolution, of course, so my mom didn't go asking why it was running out of ink so fast), but it was still an option.

I once did it while on the phone with another one of my crushes. I remember feeling really guilty immediately after and thinking "Oh shit. Did she know?" and convincing myself that I'd controlled my breathing well enough that she didn't suspect something. She probably did.

I had a speed fap in my friend's bathroom while sniffing his sister's panties out of the laundry basket. She was fat and unattractive, but just smelling a pussy by proxy made me pop in 10 seconds.

God I was such a creep >_<