I always like this thinking!

I wash my bed sheets because i shed my hair.

wait a minuet my hair is on my head 24/7365!

I wash my bed sheets because of my skin.

oh wait my skin is on my body 365/24/7

every reason i have seen thust far. if skin is discusting on the bed then it has to be distugusting on the body! if sweat is distusgusting in the bed then it must be distusgusting on the body!

you fat fuck. go for a damn walk and stop thinking your own body is disgusting! but this is just my opinnion. i also have choisce words for the "stranger danger" it has made my community a seclusion only community. you go for a walk and the cops get called on you. then everyone has to have cars because they are too fat to walk!

however i will accept you! spiders! and roaches! and mites! and ants! and fleas and bacteria are why one should wash sheets regularly!

end of rant!

tl:dr; please do not say anything the body produces is distinguishing., we will have children who will think their body secretions are disgusting and they will try to reduce natural bodily functions only to their detriment!