Story Time!
This reminds me of a prank we played on my roommate in college while living in the dorms. We lived in a 3 person room, and had friends over a lot since it was larger than the 2 person rooms. After a week of engineering exams, we were ready to go out to blow off some of that stress. Our (lamer) roommate insisted we should just stay in and play mario go cart all night. After trying to convince us for a better part of that Friday, we gave in.
Our evening was fun, until 10:30pm rolls by and, he gets up to leave and hang out with his girlfriend with the rest of the night. Everyone was like wtf, we changed our plans because of you and now it's too late to start getting ready to go out.
To plan our revenge for the rest of the evening, we stole 6 floors worth of toilet paper which they store in the laundry area of each floor (30 rolls total). The 2nd and 3rd floors were shared bathrooms, so we picked the crappy plastic locks and took 8 additional industrial rolls. We left 1 rolls on each floor and 2 big rolls on each shared floor (we aren't THAT terrible of people).
It took us 2.5 hours to unroll all the toilet paper and throw it on his top bunk. I appologive for the crappy photo and collegehumor logo. I don't have the original since this predates me owning a digital camera, and any photos I had back then died on my hard drives from being moved so much each year. (This was 2003) http://i.imgur.com/QH2dG5s.jpg
Anyway, he came home late that night and was livid. Stormed out and stayed with his girlfriend instead. He thought it was funny the next day. While he was gone, we had the trouble of trying to destroy the evidence to the residence hall staff. We lived on the 7th floor. All stairwells are locked at night and security is up since it's the weekend. So, we threw it all in the elevator, hit the ground floor button, ran downstairs and outside, and casually back in to catch the elevator and all these people inside it with TP everywhere trying to come out. The guy working the front desk made a face like "I'm not cleaning that up." Needless to say, the TP was locked in the RA's room from then on. We ruined it for everyone.
