Why the hell can't I laugh at jokes that are made at my expense or poke fun at myself?

Sure, you can - but you can also go "woof woof" and degrade yourself like a dog. Don't you think, you know, your kids would want to look up to their own mother as someone who had a sense of self-respect, though? If you ever reveal your attitude to them, imo there's a 50% chance your sons will disown you (if they have even 1 drop of Asian in their appearance), while a 'worst case' scenario basically depends on whether they have any sort of violent impulse

I mean, it's just so offensive to me that fact you would allow your own race to be insulted like that. It's like, I'm only 1/4 Asian, but having had both attempted murder and a lifetime of shit being considered even remotely Asian (and male), I'd choose 2 minutes of physical violence every single day over the shit Asian guys get. If your kids get the same shit? Well, I'd hope you wouldn't have a gun or any deadly knives they can use against you

Last year I only heard of 2 half-Asian guys murdering their parents, but honestly, with people like you around, that number is only gonna increase