I love that these "jokes" can work almost anywhere. They are like farts, you can be on 80+ years of your life's worth of farts, and They are still funny to this day.

Perhaps after retirement we should stop measuring in age and go for the "Duration to expire your farting index" as a means to tell how old someone is. I mean, 60+ years of holding them in in some way or another. 60+ years of not letting your body be funny like it wants to, 60+ years of torturing others with your SBD's ( Silent But Deadly's )

I'm going to drop one while on my deathbed, giggle, and fall asleep for the rest of my life.

That's how I'm going out, smiling. Because gas, not because love, because we were given a way to cross borders of language and cultural barriers via a fart. "Powerful" stuff, and im not sure if that should be a pun intended to be amusing or to be literal. It's hard with "literally" and "figuratively" now sharing definitions in M-W's dictionary. Add it to Bling and the other reasons we need to just start over in the USA.

In the tradition of fun… 1) I'd love to rotate her tires, if you know what I'm sayin'. ( Feel free to append "If you know what I'm sayin'" to every line, just make sure you do it in a "scumbag auto mechanic" voice. 2) I wouldn't mind giving her a test drive home to show the family what I could have. 3) I wouldn't mind kicking the tires around on that one. 4) There's no reason not to take her for a spin tonight. 5) Throttle is a little sticky, but once you get her going it's like drifting on a slick track. 6) I wouldn't mind turning her hi-beams on. 7) I wouldn't mind changing her washer fluid, if you know what I mean. 8) She's in her prime, bored out, Hemi, fuel-injected, turbo-charged — you must give her a quick trip around the block. 9) It's nice she only seats two, perfect for those long solo trips when you don't want any driving distractions. 10) I wouldn't mind re-sealing her gaskets.