3. [NSFW] What's your favourite way to make your SO go crazy in bed?

[NSFW] What's your favourite way to make your SO go crazy in bed?

Sorry to say, I find the vast majority of these responses to be woefully inadequate (or semi-funny jokes, that are NOT useful [sorry boys]).

preparation: -talk to me and tell me the things you desire about me, naturally, throughout the day (text- I miss your smile, your butt looked so good today getting out of bed, I love seeing your curves, pertinent quote here) -text me you're thinking about me when we are working -touch my hips or butt (or shoulders or neck) when I walk past you (I also appreciate a butt slap but not all do) -just stare at me, sometimes making an "umff" sound, just with love and appreciation in your eyes (you can also look away "ashamed" if you have done it multiple times, like you have to restrain yourself because she is so wonderful) -tell me how you want me to dress up or what you want/desire (for established relationships) -if you clean/cook anything then you give me much more time to think about other things than household chores- so I have more time to appreciate you :p, and I will want to thank you for your efforts :)

build up: -comment on my appearance positively, tell me the attributes you love and appreciate specifically -make it seem like you can't keep your hands off me, but are able to because of your self-discipline -let me 'accidentally' catch you staring at me lovingly

starter: -when we begin, start by burying your nose in my "muff" and smelling me happily, like I am the best perfume in the world (helps if she has hygiene, otherwise suggest a shower so you can sensually cleanse her) -licking gingerly around my thighs, lightly touching -softly licking my "button"s, comment on what you like about it -going to town on me (as indicated by responsive sounds) -continuing until I am post-orgasm comatose, then doing your thing like you are a king- but telling me how sexy I am, how much you love me, how you are so lucky to be with me, etc

after this it is his game- one he has satisfied me I am his- "a nice guy finishes last" because he makes sure his lady finishes first... you wanna touch my bumhole or squeeze my tits, or smack my ass go ahead, I'm good already ^ (DIFFERENT FOR DIFFERENT PARTNERS, start slow)

Now this is PERSONALLY part of what I like, but every lady is different. You have to discover her yourself. And even if you are not the "first" to explore her, treat it as the first time you are exploring her, and appreciate the opportunity.

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