I open it for the messenger and look at the three pages that I actually care about by actually going to their profile. All I see on my feed is a very detailed chronicle of the life of some random Vietnamese man who added me on accident, as well as suggestions to befriend more random Vietnamese men in their underwear. There is also a reminder that one of my former clients liked H&M once in 2012, but H&M keeps shitting out new collections at least once a month, so we need to return to that memory. Oh and apparently one of my former colleagues really likes LiveLeak. Yeah, you keep liking those videos of people dying with your real name and a photo of you smiling at the beach, you big joker, you.