On the other side of the coin, I've had a very unprofessional encounter with a nurse during the whole Q&A thing.
I should note that this encounter transpired during a period of my life where I was young and rather attractive. This is important because when I went to get my little soldier abused by a health professional I had to see a doctor who, rather than let me fill out the form myself, decided to do it interview style. All was going well until we get to the sex questions.
"Are you sexually active?"
"Yup."
So far so good, right?
"When was the last time you had sex?"
"Yesterday."
She made an almost sexual 'mmmm' at that. Like she was eating really expensive chocolate.
"Have you ever had sex with a member of the opposite gender?"
"Yup."
This time, no reaction.
"Have you ever had sex with a member of the same gender?"
"Nope."
She looked up and put the tip of the pen in her mouth like she's one of the sex-starved women in those diet coke adverts in the 90s. She stared me dead in the eyes.
"So no, uhh..." She paused for effect, cocked her eyebrow and smiled. "Sex with boys?" She asked in a way that seemed both seductive and curious, like she'd enjoy watching. I found this a bit unnerving.
Umm, nope.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, was when she started acting like she'd just found me under her shoe. Every other question was tersely asked and she became very brusque. She then sent me off to the nurse who shoved that horrible sharp thing down my dick hole. On the upside the nurse and I had a chat about the Top Gear watch she was wearing ("I needed something to tell the time with that I didn't mind getting blood all over.")
When I went back she still acted like I was someone who had violated the sanctity of her office by not engaging in homosexual encounters. The diagnosis? You have chlamydia! Hooray! Go take these pills and phone all your previous partners ya filthy bugger.
Even better, I went back a few years later and caught a glimpse of my previous diagnosis. It wasn't chlamydia. It was a UTI. She told me I had chlamydia because I wasn't gay.
Thanks, doc.