Wearing my COWBOYS jersey, stuffing my mouth full of doritos and cheese from a can, washing it down with mountain dew, saying things like "dayummmm" and "oh hell nah" or "YEAH BABY" when things happen in the game. Maybe drink some shit beer like Budweiser. Grilling some burgers and hotdogs on the BBQ. Using hot sauce with a name like "assbleeding demon chilli". Listening to Kid Rock All Summer Long on repeat. Standing up for the national anthem and wiping a tear from my face because we don't have freedom like Americans do. Erecting a USA flag out the front of my house. When the game is finished I take a firearm and shoot some bullets into the sky.