I love how they very clearly tell each other to get off of text multiple because they are about to talk about some shady shit. You’d think they’d at least have some code phrases or something. This really is Stupid Watergate.

GUY: OH YOU MEAN THAT MILITARY AID. IT SEEMS I’VE JUST BROKEN ALL TEN OF MY FINGERS AND CAN NO LONGER TEXT. ARE THERE OTHER MEANS OF COMMUNICATION AVAILABLE?

GUY2: WHY YES. HOW ABOUT I JUST CALL YOU? OH AND MY IPHONE BROKE SO IM GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU FROM THIS BURNER I JUST BOUGHT FROM RADIO SHACK.

GUY: SOUNDS LIKE A TOTALLY NORMAL AND LOGICAL SOLUTION. GIVE ME A RING! ALSO I LOVE AMERICA AND PUPPIES.

GUY2: ME AS WELL!