I was a horny, romantic, idealistic and desperate virgin teenager who thought I could make it work with anyone. I connected with a cerebral palsy teenager online. Drove two hours to her house where she lived with her parents. We sat down next to each other, I couldn't understand what she was saying in person. She was drooling off the side of her mouth. She wanted to put some moves on me but I didn't show any interest. After half an hour her parents offered to takes us on a ride and show us around the town. We come back after 20 minutes to their house. What's that smell? The two big dogs had the shits and had made a huge mess all over the house. Her dad said something like: "you better go home, as you can see we are busy."

Worst first date ever.