Not as fake as BH. Some spectacular jaw dropping seasons (middle seasons are weak)

Vicki is .... welp. I have no words. Her ex Donn is funny as hell (and I find him attractive). The Brooks debacle is worth the price of admission. Lovely daughter.

MKE - the RH detective (see Brooks)

Shannon - fairly loony but I love her

Kelly - zero filter

Heather - can you say "stick up her ass"?

Alexis - her husband is the greasiest ever. Knew the dude was a pompous ass when he pointed at a heron and called it a flamingo (who the eff can confuse the two?)

Lynne - filmed eviction (kid rec'd papers). Think she was stoned most of the time

Tamra - early seasons are interesting - later ones are "I need this paycheck"