Christ almighty, she is by far the most unattractive woman to ever be posted on this page. I am absolutely shocked that she wasn't immediately kicked out of the building and sent to the pound by animal control the minute she asked for a job. She is the reason certain men have gotten into the gay porn industry. Everything about her is unaesthetic.

Now I won't even mention her face. No, I'm saving that for last. I'll start with her chunky legs. I've seen BBW with smaller legs than her. Does she even work out? I mean I like big legs on some chicks, but they're just nasty on her. I don't know whether it's because I've seen her face in all its glory, which has ruined the rest of her body for me, or just because I subconsciously know that those legs house the second deadliest virus known to man. The last time she spread them, they had to evacuate the building in Hazmat suits. She now shoots scenes in airtight rooms filled with bubble wrap.

Moving up to her tits, things really start to take a turn for the worse. Imagine if you're on a Windows 98 computer loading an image of her, but it's loading from the down up. At the beginning you're excited, but when it loads up to her stomach you're having second thoughts. The second it loads her tits, your smile is almost gone. Most women would have the common sense to get their tit jobs done by a professional plastic surgeon with all 5 senses intact. Sara Jay didn't, and she ended up with the most disproportionate tits known to man. She's the equivalent of a statue of David sculpted by a drunk Michelangelo who later tried destroying his work of art after discovering how badly he ****ed up.

Oh, but that's not nearly the worst of it. Once your image fully loads, your boner turns into an innie and hides like a turtle head in its shell. Her face is something Jason has nightmares of. Straight up, she looks like a ****ing hound. You know that scene at the end of Spirited Away where the girl has to tell which pigs are her parents? If the pigs were replaced by doberman pinschers I would have found Sara Jay in seconds. I have never seen a more busted face in my life, and that's saying a lot considering all the websites I've browsed and all the female Miscer profiles I've visited. God once watched her in a Brazzers scene and contemplated starting the apocalypse.

I can say without a single doubt in my mind that she is the ugliest pornstar alive. I'm just glad you put her name in the title, or else I wouldn't have expected her. The shock of seeing her ugly mug would have send me into cardiac arrest.

You also fall in love the last time you went to the zoo, OP? This bitch straight up looks like something you'd find getting hauled away by animal control. Ass or not, you will never be able to get over that hideous trainwreck of a face. Paper bag it and you'll still never be able to get hard because her face will forever be engraved into the back of your mind. Seriously, what a ****ing mess she is. Definitely the outcome of some kind of inter-species love story you'd only read about in a tabloid magazine.

I mean she has more animal-like features than womanly features. I'm having a hard time calling her a "bitch" because that would be too humanizing. Everything about her screams "primate." I am almost sick to my stomach after having to scroll up and look at her ugly *ing face multiple times. OP, for the sake of all of us, never post something like this again. It's obvious you're an ass man, because ass men always see past the face. My advice? Run. Run and never look back. The fact that you managed to stay together with this *ing manatee for more than 5 minutes shows that you have more patience and tolerance than 99% of men.

Are you serious though? Are you really contemplating anal with that thing? I mean regular vaginal penetration is sickening enough when you consider how she resembles your average dugong. But anal? Jesus Christ man, I didn't even know whales had anuses.

Perhaps I'm being a little too harsh. I've seen fatter. Don't get me wrong, she's still fat, just not obese. If you're dead set on porking this thing in the ass, then go for it. Well, and here I thought my day couldn't get any worse. Then I opened this thread only to be greeted face to face with one of the most ugly and grotesque looking things in my life. I have to force to call her an actual "she." My fingers just subconsciously try and type "it."

Wow, and I thought Lights was ugly WITH makeup. No, she's brought ugly to a whole new level. I'm having trouble keeping my protein shake down now just thinking about what the **** I just saw when I entered this thread. Did she really think taking that photo would be a good idea? I've been sober for 5 years but now I'm contemplating downing several liters of whiskey just to forget what I viewed here today.

Dear God, I mean she may not have makeup on, but that doesn't give you the excuse to be *ing ugly. I don't wear makeup and my skin looks a thousand times better than her. If the Cryptkeeper ever met her he'd give her moisturizer. And I've seen homicide victims with fuller lips than hers. Not to mention that hideous trashy nosering. What a *ing abomination. She just looks like she smells bad.

Needless to say, I'd switch the Lights off on this one.