3. [Serious] You are offered another shot at your life. If you accept, you will wak...

[Serious] You are offered another shot at your life. If you accept, you will wake up tomorrow as your 18 year old self. Do you take the offer? If so, what do you do differently?

18 years old again eh? 2008 I'd take that redo to curse my mother out for using me and my sister as weapons in her divorce and being manipulating as fuck. Then curse my father out for cheating. Then again at my mother for doing the same thing. Finish it off by then cursing them both out for being fucking idiots for not aborting me when they had the chance. Their lives would have been much different if I wasn't born. Then wrap it up by telling them (if I am able to keep my memories from 18 and onward) their violent divorce is gonna make me eventually suicidal in 2012 and I would reach 400lbs by the age of 21 and make my sister hella depressed to the point she drops out of school at 16 and gains a ton of weight like me. With that being said I hope they would change for the better after shit has been said.

2009-2013. Once everything has been said and done I would continue on with my enlistment process for the United States Marine Corps since I'm still extremely fit and mentally sound. Planned on going in as infantry and taking out some terrorist. If I die then so be it. If I live then I fuck around in college and get my masters in Criminal Justice unlike my attempts now at the age of 27...

Hopefully by this point my folks are completely different people than I know em as now. 2009 to 2013 that is.

  1. Still make my end of the world bugout bag. This time since I'm still in the Marine Corps I have access to better supplies... I hope lol.

    From there on in if I make it to 2013 I'd apply to the job I had then and sleep with all my female coworkers from the get go unlike I did with just 1 by the end of my employment. Least by this point in life I'd still be skinny, hot, and horny unlike the slow, shy, horny lard of a mess I was (and currently am) back then.

  2. Hopefully by this point in time I reacquire the dogs that where abaondoned by their owners for various reasons and became a member of my family.

  3. Go to job I have I have now and play the field like I currently am now. Don't change much since by this point personality wise I'm mentally sound again. Only things I hope that change are the places I currently live in and the money I make. Current place is a drain on everyone and the money sucks compared to what I do for these people.

  4. Quit said job and go to the private sector of employment while currently waiting to hear from a couple of government agencies. If I don't hear from them then fine. Pursue a career in law enforcement or fuck around the private sector and see if I can land in a high value private company.

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