I still have unfinished business on this planet. Allah told me i need to try LSD once in my life. ALlah or some spirit. I don't have enough money so i must praise my lord. Also demon lord xeraxoes is telling me that jenobi is going to come in the next years. Prepare your selves. if you don't prepare yourselves for jenobi's coming you will rot in eternal pitithal. Another term for disgusting religious "hell". The first sign is as follows, exactly %37.56 of all chicken turns bacterial infested with HIV. 2nd sign, every single troglodyte in the world gets a fungal infection that rips off limbs and is air contagious. 3rd sign, Saucers will be in the sky landing on skyscrapers and other things, think of mario's castle but for negros. Africa will no longer be a country and will be turned into a state, germany will control it. 4th sign, WWIII starts, north korea fires 13 ICBM missiles at japan. Japan is literally demolished. The only part of japan left is kyoto which is just a sex slave industry now. Germany is taking no more part of world war, they dismantle any possible bombs and surrender to either the USA and North korea. Russia partakes in this event and sends out 13 military squadrons to take out north koreans, inevitably this fucking plan fails and korea is taking over about 23 percent of europe. Its a fucking travesty. Iraq is taking over israel and marijuana is legalized in all 50 states. Israel assembles over 30 nuclear weapons to bomb russia, north korea, and iraq. USA is a trade partner of israel so we cool. A man named joseph smith rises up from the ashes of millions and descends from the god juno, or jupiter. Joseph uses his magical nigger powers and kills over half the worlds population. The deaths are in total 4 billion. Japan's dominatrix business is thriving and the USA is committing omnisuicide. The only way to stop this is the power of Haytler, the god of war. Haytler is the only one who can stop joseph from his world destruction. The fight goes on, swords clashing, guns firing, bombs going off. The mortal humans try desperately to use their weak ass bombs. Northkorea fires about 60 ICBM missiles at joseph and haytler, non of them work. Joseph is slashed in the neck with haytlers "METHANEGASGODSWORDLVL60NIGGER' sword. Its power is inpecable compared to josephs weak "NORMIE360KILLERSWORD". While this is all going down jesus christ and satan is battling too! Half of the entire planet is decimated and the human population is dropping faster then babies are being created. Japan's sex slave business is slowly committing suicide as the YAKUZA has taken over. The mexican cartel sneaks into the USA, now all 200 million citizens of the USA has access to commercial cocaine and about 50 different types of drugs. Joseph is struck down, the world is saved yet israel has one more plan. A man named Matthew niggerkwung has risen up and struck down 16 million people just by standing up. He says "betacuck" on repeat about 360,000 times. He slashes Haytler but he's not even as powerful as haytler has a lvl60 god slayer and matthew only has a filthy lvl2 imp fighter. Adawlf Haytler has strucken matthew down with a single blow, each of these killing about 50 million humans. This is not good. The population is from 2 billion to 1 billion. The troglodyte flu has infected about 13 million people. Ebola has erected from the ashes and is now killing northkorean populations. The USA however, has not been infected with jackshit.