Yeah I'm constantly eating B-Dubs when I'm drunk getting mango habanero or Wild I'm not brave enough to just kick back blazing all night but even those previous two sauces will make my ass piss flammable

I consider myself a chili head and it's always dangerous when I cook drunk because I keep wanting to blend up more ghost peppers and Habaneros and basically just throw them on whatever I'm cooking

Getting a fruit ninja was a mistake because it allows me to inject peppers in the basically anything

Literally anytime I cook any sort of meat it has a solid cup of habanero and ghost peppers that I've been Fruit Ninja into salsa consistency dumped on it and fried with it

You haven't lived until you've had a solid quarter pound of spicy peppers fruit ninja'd and then fried with bacon and then have that dumped into a box of Velveeta cheese and shells and then eating it while under the influence of a fifth