You joke but I got suspended in high school for 3 days because they decided to lock the bathrooms. Everyone was upset because you had 4,000 students with 3 minutes between classes trying to go to the bathroom and of course they wouldn't always unlock all of them. Anyway, I took a piss right outside of the main entrance for all to see. I could tell the principal was trying not to laugh while she was "disciplining me." I was like, "look, this is free speech right here. I am protesting. You removed the appropriate place so I had no choice, its not like I peed in your office!" My mom was upset, my dad thought it was hilarious. They stopped locking the bathrooms.