say "nice meeting you" after a run in with peeple I already know...
I once tried to kill a spider, with a hammer, naked, on a 3 foot tall wooden bench, while drunk of course... missed the spider, it bounced back off the wall at me, freaked out, whiped out, hung my ass on the corner of the bed before hitting the ground, ripped my but muscles, had a bruise the size of a football, one cheek now hangs lower... girlfriend helped me by laughing and recording me squirm around the appartment on my face while grabbing my ass.
People say Hi to me, I reply "good".
drove 3 hours in the wrong direction before noticing. 3 hour trip turned into 9 hours.
was drunk, slapped my buddy in the ass thinking it was my wife, tried to act like nothing happened haha
again, was super drunk, head butted a friend at a really expensive dinner and new years eve party at midnight while people where hugging, we all got kicked out, pregnant wives and all...
got beat up at a bar, black eye, broke my tooth, had a wedding the next night, glued it back on with crazy glue, looked like a tool and couldn't take it off.
turned on the bbq gas, went to make a drink, came back and hit the ignition, almost blew my head off.
passed out drunk in front of my garage, told the wife to open the door, she said it is open, where the fuck are you. was laying in front of my neighbors condo for couple hours, he parked his car in guest parking because he didn't want to deal with it.
went wake boarding with my phone. wasn't working so I skipped it into the river like a rock. instantly realized I threw away all my contacts.
left my bew iphone on the trunk of my convertible. get i the car, open the top with the button, hear a crunching sound, deside to press the button a few more times. get out and notice half my phone sticking out of the metal car body frame, cracked to shit.
Bought a house in Nov of 2006 on a 5 year arm. probably the dumbest thing I've done...
i'm an idiot.