Girlfriend
Disappeared when my dad died. Thanks for the support, cunt.
Cheated on me, gave me crabs, tried to tell me she got it off a toilet seat. After I had ended it and she saw me talking to a girl and attacked me and got white knight thugs to help.
Gave me the "it's not you, it's me" insult, then immediately hooked up with a Chad musician. Got knocked up. Went through abortion. Chad bounced. "Poor me, life is so hard for a slut"
Cheated on me with this sleazy slimy ass bassist who had also fucked half my friends girlfriends.
Cheated on me. Was later revealed to me that while I was with her she was selling her ass on the street.
Dumped her boyfriend to be with me. Cheated on me with a viking looking motherfucker that she met at university. I ended up working with the guy a few years down the track and we swapped notes.
Bitch ghosts me over christmas. A week later I get a txt saying she went on a road trip with her girlfriends and she'd came second in a wet t-shirt contest and "made out" with a guy. Obviously she at the very least sucked his dick. Bye bye slut.
Cheated on me while I was visiting my dying Aunt for the last time. She actually taunted me by sms and said she was going out and she's gonna be a "bad girl".
Tried to cheat on me with one of my friends but he told her to fuck off. Abusive as fuck. Materialistic as fuck. Boring as fuck. Said, "I'll marry you if you support me. I don't want to work". I told her I'm no one's slave. The end.
Not a girlfriend but she was trying it on. I said no because 1. she's a fucking slut 2. she's got 4 fucking kids 3. she's ugly as shit (compared to all of my previous girlfriends) but still insists on telling me that she isn't that attracted to me 4. she's a moron.