TIL the Ben & Jerry's ice cream company invented a device called a Euphoria Lock to keep people from eating your ice cream.

Here's my reply to your deleted comment...

No I don't. I have had some great roommates in my life and luckily none of them were awful. We were always bros. If any of us ran out of bread, soda, milk, beer etc, we'd take from another. We had the unwritten rule eat your own first, if low, take someone else's as last resort. Always notify and replace or give money. We never argued ever about any of this.

I like how a guy who knows nothing about me is so able to give a mental health diagnosis.

Are you spreading more wisdom?

Let's see your wisdom so far...

I Reward bad behavior and ignore the issue of theft.

Seems legit.

I'll just buy more and choose my battles.

AKA I let people just do whatever to my stuff because it's easier than confronting their wrongdoings.

I better tune in now while gems are dropping.

I think you have some pent up anger about your roommate

I don't have a problem with a roommate. In fact I have none now because I have had a house and live alone and have for almost 4 years.

I have more of an issue with people that act like yourself. You act like you have a mountain of wisdom and it's easier to let people do whatever the fuck they want regardless of the level of disrespect, just because it's easier to ignore.

I'm just going to guess here, but you're probably the type that is anti gun, pro giving pedophiles a hug and mental health care, and doesn't care if the government can track every single thing you do ever because you think I have nothing to hide, I do nothing wrong, and I'm genuinely a full g wisdom good guy.

I could be wrong, but just like rich people don't talk about their wealth, people with wisdom don't say dumb things like "You can cut through the packaging."

When you say something like that, it makes you look like I literally meant a lock was like a safe and impossible to get at the ice cream. You knew what I meant and gave a wise ass answer.

That's fine. I'll save that link, rephrase it so I don't get a mocking reply like yours, and repost that at a different time in a month or 2.

The fact is, I taught you about something you never heard of. Instead of rewarding my behavior. You mocked me and punished my post.

Keep continuing rewarding bad behavior and punishing good stuff.

Thanks for the mental health advice. From a guy who only had one problem once with a roommate not food related and maybe 6-7 years ago, you are spot on.

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