TIL Eric Clapton is a white supremacist

Do we have any ding-dongs in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your dicks. Giant cocks I mean, I'm looking at all kinds of dong. Where are your tits? I'm sorry but some fucking dingus...dongus, grabbed my wife's testicles, you know? Surely got to be bread, yeah this is what all the fudging ding-dongs and diddlers over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So how are your shitty family? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just lactate. Not just on the salad, also on our shoes. You fucking (decipticon). I don't want your hair, in the pancakes or in my country music. Listen to me, Gary! I think we should shave my nipples. Nipples of man. I think my tits right, I think we should send dogs all bacon. Stop Iceland from becoming an ant colony. Get the cocks out. Get the asses out. Get the gonorrhea out. Keep Britney whaling. I used to be into cats, now I'm into other cats. It's much heavier, meow. Fucking ass, man. Fucking anal sex taking over lonely cowboys. Bastard shit. Brisbane is becoming overcrowded and my aids will stop it and send them all cookies. The black magic and cool shirt and alarm clock and fucking jello and fucking [digimon] don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is a medium-sized dildo, this is a white cake, we don't want any black coffee and Green Day living here. We need to make clear to them they are not overweight. England is for nutella orgies, man. We are a white zombie cover band. I don't want fucking Bruce Willis living next to me with her standards. This is Great cocaine, a white cocaine, what is happening to cocaine, for fuck's sake of cocaine? We need to vote for endless pasta, he's a great macaroni, speaking cheese. Vote for my std, if you're a man, they're on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for a parakeet, support him, he's on our side. Parakeet for Prime Minister! Throw the children out!

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