TL;DR: Over the course of 13 years I got in bed with 26 women, yet fucked only 3 of them. Please Help me!

Afirst time so we just kissed. Met her again, yet she really wanted asian dick and I was to unexperienced to get it further. Also dated another chick for around two months. She gave me clear signs yet I wasn't able to pick them up and therefore we didn't get passed two sofa's wich was a downer at that time. Then I met my first girlfriend, it took months till we had sex (was my first time) and after like 5 years she told me, that she (10 years older) was always baffled that I really waited 3 months for sex with her. Fast forward again single I met a girl throgh tinder. She had two kids and we didnt really klick. On the first date tough I met her at home, got in bed togheter yet I was turned off because she didnt look like in her pictures. Nothing more then petting. Was on holiday in italy. Met this chick in a bar in a little montain town. The only women there I figured under 60. A puerto rican 40 yo goddess. I was so horny, I broke a glass in my hand, because she was bending down to get something from the ground in spandex and I was way too horny. She was charmed by that, yet we just kissed and didnt manage to get to more until I had to leave again. Met another girl that I picked up randomly in my car and she told me theres a concert near us in the evening. Was passing some time with her and got closer to her, yet nothing more happened then a little petting because I was rocking out. Tried again and met another girl through a dating app. She came over second date and I cooked something. It was terrible, because I was nervous yet we watched a movie afterwards and we were just laying on the bed (had no sofa). In hindsight we were both horny, but didnt manage to get to the sex part. She left and we never met again.Then I met another girl, my second girlfriend (like my first one 10 years older than me), but through a dating app. I lied through my teeth to her for the first date. Said I have gotten a cancellation from another girl and therefor I didnt want to waste the hotel. She came, we smoked a joint and I dont know, she just sat in my lap an then we were getting it on naturally. It just clicked. I fucked her so many times over the next years on and off and it always just happened. Guess we were both horny. Another time I was with a girl in amsterdam. I spanked her once as we got to the hotel, yet we didnt manage to get to more. I guess, we were too high and she acted like I was her pet dog, wich was a huge turnoff for me, so we didnt get further. Then another I met a bdsm chick and after a few dates she invited me over and what can I say. Really clumsy I told her, to get out of her trousers. She asked why?, but did it after I insisted. Then I told her: Now you see who is wearing the pants in this relationship!, and laughed. Didnt get a hard on tough because she was too fat for me and wanted to plug my ass. Not my cup of tea. Then I had another chick, wich I had a few dates with. We kissed for a bit but once she has gotten her period while I was down on her, wich was bad luck I guess. From then on I called myself the vampire. Second time I was too exhausted and fell asleep during foreplay because I was so fucking tired. Thirds the charme I thought, yet she had gained weight and we just didnt click really, so I didnt get a hardon and she wasnt really horny anymore, so theres that. Then I had a crazy party night again in italy where I met alot of horny girls wich I could've hooked up, yet I didn't get success, what can you do slept with 4 girls in my bed without sex. Like a gay fucking retard.Another times on holiday I had a 5 way dont ask me how. Student party and like I said, even tough im fat, I like to fuck. What can you do, it just worked because I was drunk I guess and gave them directions. In hindsight I was more feeling like a porn director than anything else, yet it worked. Everyone was happy and I was the last one to pass out. A evening before tough I met another girl with wich I was getting it on but suddenly she wanted to go. We were both drunk and I didnt follow her when she said she had enough. Wasnt persistent and I don't follow or lie to girls. So nothing more. Then I had another one wich I met on holidays. I randomly stumbled into a little pub and she told me there's a good hotel to stay. I stayed there and in the evening I met her again in the pub. She came walking towards me and just kissed me. Then she followed me to my room, yet she just wanted to sleep and after a little bit of petting (because I was way to horny too sleep and didnt let her pass out) she suddenly had enough and left. I let her go without arguing or fighting because I figure if someone wants to leave they should leave. And last but not least I met another girl wich was giving me a lapdance and we were sleeping togheter, yet we didnt get around to hook up until now. Whores dont count, wich I had a only a few when I was younger. But mostly didnt come, lets say 5/10, because I like to fuck for a long time. Also I had alot of rejections wich would take too much time to write down, believe me. It's second nature for me, that she: "has a boyfriend, finds me unattractive or just plain said no". Funny thing is that the more experiences I had the less I care about rejection, so last time I didn't care about rejection I got a lapdance, wich speaks for itself. Plus it really is a numbers game and I got more game then before. So as you see, I had my share and fucked a few women through the years yet it is astonishing to me that I overwhelmingly had so many more women in my bed yet we didnt fuck. It sometimes feels like I'm missing a piece of the puzzle to take it further or maybe it was just bad luck. But back to the topic. Again: I got in bed with women 21 times yet just fucked for real for 3 times, wich incidently two for long-term and 5 at once. Also as a sidenote: When I was younger and it took me 'till 18 to lose my virginity I thought that I'll surely die as a virgin. Didn't get to wizard status by a long shot, yet I know the feeling and even tough I had my share of sexual experiences I fall back to the same feeling now and again when I get single, wich I am again now. My theory is close to Bill Burr, that if you fuck a lot of women before your fortys and before you marry you won't have the feeling of having missed something and don't get a midlife crisis. Money can't buy you horny sex with an abled body, yet the memories surely get you along way. Now as I'm writing this I find it amusing that I missed out on so much pussy right before the finnish line to seal the deal. But maybe you can tell me about your stories and how you got passed the foreplay part. Hope I get a clue because even tough I figure I might find another girlfriend in the longrun wich I again fuck for a thousend times on end, maybe there's a way to get some one night stands before that. So: Can you help me reddit to get a hint to my missing puzzle piece? Thank you and have a good one! Stay horny!

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