Told my employees I had to leave early to go work on my house, got busted when the bar uploaded this to their Instagram and they wrote me "how's it goin Tool Time" that's my wife on the left behind me and our almost 1 yr old blue Dane Loki

You keep saying "your boss" when my title clearly says "my employees". I own a furniture company that I was at everyday all week for 14 hours a day so yea I excused myself. I also own an athletic training company where once again, I am my own boss. Just because you have a crap position at work and in life doesn't mean others do too. Do your parents know you're up so late being a dick to strangers online?

And for your informations dbag I did work on my house before we went to the bar. Just because somebody works on their home doesn't mean they'll never leave their home ever again and that becomes their life. I patched the 2 holes in the drywall Loki made with his tail and repainted it after It dried and I sanded it. I worked on my house for 2 hours. The reason they wrote me is because they joke about me not having a personal life because I'm always at work and don't go out. Since we don't drink it's nice to go there to meet our friends (do you know what friends are mr big manager life sucks so much for me guy?) so we can bring the dog and food and be part of the outing while everybody else drinks.

Lighten up and quit making it a point to be a loser trying to make others feel bad for your shit life and your own crap job. Hopefully you're job isn't a psychic because so far not only are you looking like a complete idiot but you've been completely wrong. Sorry reddit only allows for so many characters in the title or I would have been sure to put my life's story in there so a heckling asshat like yourself could have tried to make some bigger better bs assumptions and predictions.

Congrats on letting everybody know how insecure you are with yourself and dude if you want a better job and to stop being the bottom man at your drive through job and feeling the need to lie and make up self importance maybe you could invest in yourself and better yourself and lead a better life and get a better job that doesn't make you feel like you need to be an asshole to everybody.

Hope your life gets better, luckily mine won't be lessened by people like you, one day you may be lucky enough to have something as great as me and you won't feel the need to lash out and lie.

Get a life or improve your current one. Join a gym, I hear that helps with being so butt hurt

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