Are you good at talking to people and making conversation?

It's usually always either a trainwreck or they instantly trust me with everything/fall in love with me way too fast. I don't know what an in-between even looks like anymore.

Getting them to enjoy themselves?

It's a sacred duty. I'll bump like a suicidal indie pro wrestler for the weakest mock offense, and I obsess over trying to bring any characters they've created to life, whether it's acting it out, writing it out, drawing, etc. So many don't know the rest of the stories they're telling, and being able to help them find their voice is...

Sorry.

Anyways, yeah, I don't seem to be completely horrible at it.

Do you have a decent job?

I wish.

A car?

I can't even drive.

House?

My apartment is in a bad neighborhood. I've thought about going all Batman on it, then I remember that my grappling hook only has powerlines to attach to.

Plus, I can't trust any of the roofs anyways, even if they weren't all slanted. Maybe if I only climbed up on the roof I wanted to break through? I'm sure I could stomp through, if I kicked it hard enough.

Although, with that costume, it'd be less intimidating and more like they'd think it was a perverted sexual thing.

I mean, seriously, how does Bruce get away with half furry PVC? Is it just because his ears look like demon horns?

I'd really hate to try to explain wearing something that tight to anyone I know.

Plus, I'm not sure how Batman manages to actually dodge all those bullets. Most people in this area can account for forward momentum, so simply "running harder" isn't going to help me live any longer.

At least I've got the voice for it. Smooth, but rough, it's been compared to a demon prince, the criminals will all be like "This really is a sex thing for you, isn't it?"

And then they will shoot me.

Anyways - that's what happens when I let my mind go off in random geeky directions, just so you understand I'm not seducing anyone based on the strength of my future earning potential.

Tech stuff?

How does that increase my SMV? They don't need their computers fixed that bad. And I'm pretty sure the videogames are why I need to rely so heavily on inner beauty and good intentions.

And your parents, are they low class

Single mom, unemployed. Father was a horror story, the kind that really doesn't need to be told here.

Are you obese?

I'm still stuck in the "I want you to be my body pillow" category of creepy compliments. But making healthier decisions has been paying off -

Have any strength?

My exes were attracted to me, because I was like a little futa to them. Looking up the meaning of that word reveals that I'm completely safe from every single red pill woman on the planet.

Play any sports?

You're not going to award me any points for those sick pro wrestling bumps, are you?

Good at anything?

Haven't I already bored you enough already?