1) Don't put drugs in women's drinks
I'm pretty sure the alcohol that they're drinking is already doing a good enough job already
2) When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone
Don't challenge her privilege to bump into people without having to worry about being talked to
3) If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
If you are considerate enough to help someone whose car has broken down in the first place, you are not evil enough to be a rapist.
4) If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don't rape her
She knew what she was getting into when she decided not to take the stairs
5) When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is not to rape her.
The safer course of action is not to fall asleep in strangers' houses.
6) Never creep into a woman's home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
Ladies, start locking your doors and windows because, apparently, that keeps unwanted people out of your house. Also, are we going to have to learn EVERY situation in which a woman can be raped? This list will never end.
7) Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
If your name is "Laundry" you will have a hard time explaining this one.
8) Use the buddy system! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
But I don't have any friends that are available to come with me when I'm out raping. They all have jobs.
9) Carry a rape whistle. If you find you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
Can't I just hand the woman a gun so they can stop me from raping PERMANENTLY?
10) Don't forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don't pretend you're interested in her as a person
Who would be? She's a fucking girl; they're not real people. Well, unless they're a feminist; every other woman WANTS this sort of thing to happen.