ULPT: Write a note blaming someone you hate for your death and keep it in your wallet at all times.

I was extorted by a father and son pair of felons sex trafficking, narcotics narcotics distribution, attempted murder) who was coached and facilitated by a local patrol officer for the attempted tune of 40k. They demanded 20k apiece to "make it go away", which woukd have been 10 each for them with 20 going to their facilitator.

They were stupid enough after nearly 3 years, and nearly crushing to ask for the cash directly from my attorney. Even with his statement to the state prosecutor it still took 15k+ in legal fees and another 6+ months to put to bed.

That cop still has a job.

I carry their all their names and his badge number on me with a detailed set of information and contact numbers should anything suspect ever happen to me.

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