3. What are 18 things someone should do before they turn 18?

What are 18 things someone should do before they turn 18?

  1. Get your driver’s license
  2. Learn how to budget
  3. Learn crucial financial information
  4. Aquire knowledge of primitive, ritualistic arts involving human sacrifice
  5. Inherit vast sums of money from rich uncle
  6. Enter into shady investment deals where at least one partner is killed to your benefit
  7. Purchase and sell illegal arms to conflict zones
  8. Launder illicit funds through an offshore gambling resort and other cash businesses
  9. Finance a coup
  10. Buy controlling stock in a private military company.
  11. Use said company to run protection contracts in diamond mine operations
  12. Sell diamonds gained through middle-men smugglers while forging their conflict free origins through an array of bribes and contacts in Europe
  13. Buy a home gym setup
  14. Begin the process of hostile takeovers of other large private military companies in an effort to monopolize
  15. Take your first big contract in lucrative deal to guard oil platforms around the globe
  16. Buy and influence politicians by founding a lobbying group in Delaware with a satellite office in DC
  17. Begin the process of taking on foreign wars as the sole contractor, effectively becoming a private air, sea, and land military force
  18. Graduate high school!!
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