What is a comedy movie you consider a masterpiece?

Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. [Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression] Peter Gibbons : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Peter Gibbons : Well, not all chicks. Lawrence : Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons : Good point. Lawrence : Well, what about you now? What would you do? Peter Gibbons : Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence : Well, yeah. Peter Gibbons : Nothing. Lawrence : Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons : I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing. Lawrence : Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.

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