lol um my fave gilded post was a poem about trump:
"nothing rhymes with orange?
that trumped up clown has more fringe...
nazi sympathizers...
more Holocaust deniers!
resist, rise up, set fires !
orwellian truth umpires.
they'll suck you dry...
like vampires!
boy wolf criers.
the end of truth they're such liars!
edit: (after getting gold i feel like i need to add another few lines)
these trumped up tweets are just so cringe
like a gore binge makes your mom winge
his head of hair like a sore minge
he's a clown without borders
signs executive orders
all meant to impinge
on your rights!
he delights
when his words start international fights
canceled flights
this dog doesn't just nibble, he bites!
yet he barks like a wussy
all the while grabbing pussy
if he keeps up like this he just might
start world war three!
he would turn out the lights
set your sights
to make the world great
we have to debate
just keep your thoughts open
so here's hopin'
that door isn't closing too tight!"