What was the creepiest thing that's ever happened to you, while in the woods?

I went on a 2-day whitewater rafting trip on Kern River, CA, which is up in the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We were to take a 2-day rafting voyage in which we would camp out halfway down the river. So, we arrived in Kernville in the late afternoon and checked out a room in a small, one-story motel for the night (the rafting tour didn't start until the next day). The motel was up against a wooded area on one side, and a hill down the to the river on the other.

Now to describe Kernville..it's a tiny town in a remote, woodsy area up in the mountains and it sits next to the river (aka out in the boonies). To me, it seemed like it was mainly there for those who come to camp out/go rafting. It has a small, old-school general store, a bar, and a pet store (wtf?), and one or two other stores I think. Apparently though, there a small population of locals that live there. So when we arrived, my parents unpacked and the rest of us (me, my gf, my older and younger brother, and our dog) walked up to the little village area. The general store was open, but none of the others shops were. The pet store empty and run down looking, as well as a couple of the other shops. I got a erie feeling walking through the town, as there were NO other people in sight except us...it even kinda looked like an old, western ghost town. On our walk back, we turned around a saw an old pickup truck off in the distance driving slowly across, with 2 red-neck looking guys just staring straight at us. They just kept staring while slowly creeping along, and eventually drove out of sight.

We got back to the motel, a when it got dark and pretty late, my parents retired into their room, as well as my gf and I into ours. My two brothers were in the common area on the pull out couch. Being the horny 16 yr olds we were, gf and I started fooling around quietly. I sat up against the bed stand, and my gf proceeding to give my oral pleasures. I was just sittin there, arms behind my head, grin of my face, thoroughly content with the current situation. I remember blankly staring straight ahead, which was a wall with a window on it. The blinds were only halfway closed, and it was too dark outside to see anything. I didn't think much of it, i mean...it was tough to think of anything (she was talented in that department). Suddenly, I hear my big brother screaming angrily outside (he's a gentle dude, so i know something was up). I run outside to see whats going on and find him around the corner of the building, with a slingshot pulled back, screaming and cussing threats to seeminglyno one, into the wooded area. Puzzled, I ask him wtf he's doing, then he told me:"DUDE, I TOOK OUT THE DOG TO PEE, WALKED AROUND THE CORNER AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME IS A GUY WITH HIS FACE AND HANDS UP AGAINST YOUR WINDOW, STARING RIGHT IN"

We both look back towards the wooded area, and my brother shouts "WE KNOW YOUR OUT THERE, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE OR WELL KILL YOU". Just then, we see a face peek out from behind a tree in the distance, then back. We start charging toward the tree with full-on warrior cries, but he was gone. We look deeper into the woods and see his faint silhouettes running into the darkness.

Safe to say I'm not staying in Kernville with those "Kernies" anymore, and that I make sure to close all blinds/curtains when things of the sexual nature.

TL;DR Unknown creeper window-creeped on me getting a BJ

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