If a church that promotes the equality and dignity of all people

paragraph one is where you find my meaning, friend.

I don't get your theology (and yeah, I'll call it a joke when I'm shitposting), but the real deal is this:

you raise your kid in UU shite, he's gonna rebel against UU shite.

that's the way kids are, and rebellion against parents is what society inculcates in children.

you want your kids to be UU? raise them as KKK instead, but with your politics. you've got the anti-ideology and you're both acronyms. so it's a perfect antipode.

I'll raise my (catholic) kids baptist, just so they can understand the world like me: that baptists are ninnies and that the catholic church has truth -- how do I arrive at this? because I know kids hate their parents, and I know I grew up baptist. So, if I want my kids like me, I'll give them the same shit I had.