Company party at a hotel a few years back. Open bar, of course, and everyone, including the bigwigs, were hammered. 3:00 am rolls and around and the party is winding down, but me and my two buddies weren't done. We start running around the hotel and making a racket while the security guard was trying to catch us. For the next hour we're playing cat and mouse with the security guard. At one point I thought it was a good idea to rip a light fixture off the wall and punt it down the hall just as the SG came around the corner. The fixture explodes against the wall. The SG had had enough and says he's calling the cops. My buddy yells, "Fuck you" and we escape via an elevator and arrive in the basement. We then decide to break into the laundry room and start jumping around in the piles of robes. By this time the cops had showed up and we tried to escape through the only door available--a door to outside. Mind you, this party was held in January in Minnesota. We rush out with no jacket and start scrambling. The cops are chasing us around the building. I'm hiding behind a huge transformer and I can see cops everywhere. I decide to make a break for it. I take off and my body shuts down. I have a cop behind me and he's gaining on me and that's when I give up. I was too drunk. I get handcuffed and thrown in the back of the squad car. My buddies got away and ran to their rooms. The cop starts asking me questions about who I was with, but I didn't rat out my friends. Finally, the cop decides to bring me to the hotel lobby, I'm in cuffs and I see my two other buddies--they had turned themselves in. I look to the left and the vice president of the company is talking to the hotel manager and another cop! It's 4:30 in the morning! VP of our company makes a deal with the everyone and we get let go under one condition: we have to leave the hotel.

The conclusion: We get in trouble but we don't get fired. I still work for the company to this day. I had to apologize to the hotel staff and all the bigshots at our company, including the president who had a similar story to ours back in his day. And actually, the hotel manager was mad that the security guard couldn't handle the situation and had to get the cops involved. All in all, it was major fuck up but it's ancient history.