I haven’t gotten to many weird wrong number calls, but the people who texted my number accidentally...that’s a different story. One man (a pastor of sorts based on the texts and referred to me as Bill) texted me asking to cover a service. His first text was telling me that another man received my text, but I let him know he had the wrong number the first time. He texted me again asking to cover a service and I then responded with a picture of Robin breastfeeding Batman.

My all time favorite was a woman asking if her daughter could carpool with my nonexistent daughter. She received a picture with the caption “seeded” with the image of a man who was part orange and shaped like penis with thigh high boots.