TL;DR: Do you have 600 robots on your contacts list?

I dont believe this for a second. That isnt saying you're overtly lying or anything but consider this:

There's multitude of people in the public eye (celebrities, politicians, leaders, etc) and their careers depend on controlling their public image and yet there's always some off color remark on twitter, some scandal, someone doing a thing they shouldn't, etc.

So how is it that none of your 600 contacts, most of whome probably don't have a career that depends on a pristine public image, never ever post some shit about whatever they're going through?

Are none of them imperfect humans?